Johanna King-Slutzky Fan Thread

I wave my magic wand. Poof. You are her.

How does it feel? Say something in King-Slutzky.

She has stated her boundaries!

[quote]She is an instant DL icon.

No she's not.

SLUT is right!

She wants Hot Pockets! NOW!

From the river to the sea, please send us KFC

R1 The Brönte sisters established a dialectical challenge to pre-Industrial British romanticism that subverted the tropes of ruling class hegemony and pre-envisioned the postmodern radical feminism of Judy Chicago and Lynda Benglis.

Whoever coined Neiman Marxist was brilliant

R7 LMAO!

This is pure comedy gold!

What? The toilets don't have fresh water every single time you flush?

That clip cut off when it was gonna get good. The reporter said "And the GrubHub" .... so they are ordering GrubHub???

She really does seem like an SNL character.

I'm sure she's getting a PhD in something useful.

She's something right out of Portlandia.

They're getting food to them by hoisting it up in crates through the windows.

This is the participation trophy, coddled generation in adult form.

Not a pretty girl

She’s Jewish. More Jews for Hitler.

She’s Jewish. More Jews for Hitler nonsense. She should be ashamed of herself.

"We can't have our revolution without Doordash and Grubhub. Like come on you guys this is SO UNFAIR! FREE PALESTINE!"

Hopefully they're only door dashing to the protest encampment from sustainably-sourced, BIPOC restuarants that stand for justice for Climate Change, Trans rights and Palestine liberation.

Or they're just ordering from Chipotle.

The guy with the bare midriff beside her is an interesting touch.

If she wants to be Angela Davis famous, she gonna need to lose some weight. Nobody likes a dumpy slutsky.

Her page has been scrubbed from Columbia's website. I wonder if she was fired.

King Slut

Can we be Zionist counter protestor David Kaminsky instead? Here he is spitting in the face of an elderly protestor.

Oh wait, my bad. You all already ARE David Kaminsky.

0/10, R26. Johanna is more fun.

I looked to see if she had a Rate My Professor page.

She does not. But I did find Buzz Slutzky, who is a real-life Pat.

Wow r28 you're not kidding!

Their Absence IS the Dialectic : Understanding the Subversive Radical Feminism in the Films of Christopher Nolan

Looking at Buzz Slutsky I'm reminded that Mother Nature can be a real cunt sometimes.

No DL icon would be caught dead wearing those clothes.

I have some sympathy for the cause, but since she's so unbelievably annoying I really hope they hauled her away in zip-ties tonight.

I am waiting for Johanna's interpretative dance commemorating her arrest.

Maybe someone can smuggle Sara’s vagina cap behind the barricade.

Twirl Sara twirl!

So they open the door to get their Jersey Mike's but then close it real quick to keep the bad guys out?

R23 True. No one likes a dumpy slutzky. That much we can all agree on.

Johanna with an "h". They're always like this if they have the "h". Pottery, bad poetry, and "community activism".

Let’s face it, anyone who gets involved in this thing, regardless of the side, is a nutcase.

R39 sometimes they’re good but they’re just imprisoned by a cruel ward

These universities are a complete embarrassment. They create people who behave like this.

There’s a rally tonight, does anyone know if King Slutzky is coming?

King Slutty

I love her self-righteous delusion ("no, they haven't actually stopped us from getting food...but we need a COMMITMENT that they won't violently disregard our right (to farm to table vegetables, not that Walmart shit)"), but she gets points off for the lack of visuals. Could she not have had a couple of guys standing behind her in balaclavas or round up a couple of anorexics to highlight the urgency of their requests.

She could make a killing as an ironic social media influencer.

“The new SoHo House isn’t just a membership club. We need a COMMITMENT.”

Also the demand for water, which I assume means that they don’t drink tap.

Hehe, liberal Jews will protest against their own grandmother rather then be left out of the latest trendy "leftist" movement.

As a retired academic, I have to say—what search committee in their right mind would want her as a colleague on campus?

The name 'Slutzky ' is begging to be taken up by a nice Jewish boy-turned-gay-porn whore.

Now that we’re all giggling about silly things one protestor said, let’s take a look at how Zionos are responding to the protests.

But those protesters, I tells ya, amirite?

Those pro-Palestine fuckwits deserved to get an ass whooping from the Jewish counter protesters.

Eh, she's only half Jewish and probably on her father's side. Doubtful she was raised it. Most of these JVP creeps are just kids who recently discovered they had a Jewish great great grandparent one one side and are therefore fortuitously qualified to offer their token Jewry.

Did Johanna spend the night in the Tombs?

She’s got a history of pro-Trump comments on Twitter. She locked down her account. The propaganda is relentless right now.

Fucking moron.

Stupid whore

Why would a self described Marxist support Trump?

Marixism was a colossal failure as a political system.

I suffered more than those protestors 3 or 4 times a year all through my 20’s when I would go a few days on Atkins shakes because I’d put on 5 pounds partying. Where the fuck was MY humanitarian aid? I could have gotten a headache!

Nobody turned off the water to the building, right? WTF is she talking about? What is going to cause death or illness? Skipping lunch?

She is bizarre.

[quote]Nobody turned off the water to the building, right?

You really expected them to drink tap water? TAP WATER? What kind of barbarian are you? They needed cases of Fiji water delivered with their Chipotle and both were denied to them. It's a miracle they survived the entire 48 hour ordeal.

That silly protester!

Meanwhile what’s happening to people who have the nerve to stand on some grass and protest the U.S. funding ethnic cleansing?

Look at how the police treated this highly dangerous elderly professor:

They did some really shit planning if they managed to pack up all their ropes, zip ties and chains but didn't bring bottled water and snacks.

What’s happening is the same violence and brutality the Israelis use against the Palestinians is bleeding over into American discourse.

When you fund violent thugs you become violent thugs.

So the message here is;

When people protest ethnic cleansing certain of us are behind, those certain supporters need to go over the protesters with a fine toothed comb, and if a hair is out of place, the protest is invalid and the ethnic cleansing is actually fine.

Oh you can use a wide tooth comb with the entirety of that statement.

(But they paid for the meal plan!)

can't stand the outfit on that gay behind her

I support her!

All hail the slut king!

I wish someone had thought to call ME King Slutzky when I was in college.

I didn't spend my nights with my pants on, calling press conferences and demanding free food, I can tell you that much!

Hey ElderLez @ R66!

Yes, they paid for a Meal Plan; however, they did not pay for ROOM SERVICE.

[quote]Nobody turned off the water to the building, right? WTF is she talking about? What is going to cause death or illness? Skipping lunch?

That's what makes the whole thing so SNL-skit worthy. Because this woman (and her ilk) don't have a clue of what real hardship actually looks like & they'e not being mistreated (I can't imagine the university couldn't have easily shut off the power), they don't really even have the language for it, so they speak in this ridiculous hyperbole. They're such ridiculous poseurs, you can't take seriously anything they say.

The cry bullying is so wild. Without missing a beat, there is a heavy posturing of revolutionary intensity and a cheering on of murderous violence in Israel, and then on a dime, it's all about free speech, and ow, the police hurt my arm, and oh heavens, the won't deliver us any sandwiches.

You couldnt make this shit up, no one would find it believable. Unlike OP, I do NOT want to be her. She is.... unattractive inside and out. And her looks are not helped by the fascist rag she's wearing ditto for the guy behind her (who could be attractive if he wasnt the person he evidently is)

R36 who is that? They are not conventionally attractive either, but at least they appear not to be supporting neonazi terrorists

Ditto Buzz Slutsky at R28 whose gender I am also completely unable to ascertain. But they may actually be a decent person though

It’s already May, I wonder if she has the staying power to be the big Halloween costume of 2024. The nerdy light-colored denim jacket and glasses combined with the keffiyeh (it’s a costume that’s someone wearing a costume!) really invite it.

Trick or humanitarian aid!

In case you were wondering who the bellybutton twat standing side by side Comrade Johanna was:

Bellybutton Jihadi has a name. Meet Cameron Jones of Columbia University. He began the year agitating for the school to divest from fossil fuels. Then he switched to agitating for the elimination of Israel. Bellybutton always at the center. He wouldn't survive 8 seconds in Gaza.

Social media sleuths found past posts of hers were PRO-TRUMP

She's locked everything down now but the sleuths info is out there.

She's a complicated gal!!