I'm the lewd but consistently popular game of "Pin the Junk on the Hunk," where blindfolded and dizzy dames have to pin a cartoonish cock on the crotch of a cartoon stud.
I'm the tiaras.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 1, 2024 4:46 AM |
I’m the matching, sequined tees and the penis-shaped drinking straws.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 1, 2024 5:00 AM |
I'm the zazzy gay bar that Melissa and Jennifer INSISTED ON taking over for the night.
Gay guys think these girls are SOOOO funny, and it's nice to get loaded and loud in a bar where none of the men will try to hit on Gracie's sister.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 1, 2024 3:05 PM |
I'm the bride to be's BFF. In a few years, when we've fallen out, I'll reveal everything about this night to her husband!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 1, 2024 11:29 PM |
I'm the whispered rumors that the groom is GAY!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 2, 2024 12:59 AM |
I’m Chippendales’ janitors cleaning the vomit off the bathroom walls
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 2, 2024 1:23 AM |
[quote]I'm the zazzy gay bar that Melissa and Jennifer INSISTED ON taking over for the night.
I'm the demand that they all get free shots because Katie is getting MARRIED! and they've brought so much business to the bar for the night!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 2, 2024 1:27 AM |
I'm the Black limo driver. At least three of these white chicks are gonna blow me at some stage tonight.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 2, 2024 7:29 PM |
R8 If only so they can tell their husbands about it later.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 3, 2024 4:45 PM |
I'm the creampie received by the matron of honour from the teen barman in the back alley
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 3, 2024 4:45 PM |
I'm the dreary flyoverstan where anything like this is possible, and I'm the commercial strip on the highway outside town where the youngest DL poster in this thread is a 63yo look 50 HomeGoods shop bottom.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 3, 2024 4:51 PM |
I'm the pregnant bride, throwing caution to the wind and drinking whatever the hell she wants.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 3, 2024 6:01 PM |