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NSFW, CAPTION THIS!

I love the Lord, but I love being a pass around bottom bitch too!

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by Anonymousreply 34May 5, 2024 12:41 PM
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by Anonymousreply 1May 1, 2024 11:02 AM

weird and wonderful

by Anonymousreply 2May 1, 2024 11:30 AM

Works for me

by Anonymousreply 3May 1, 2024 12:01 PM

A cock and a cruller.

Not a rosebud, not a coin slot, but a full fledged gaping doughnut and hole.

by Anonymousreply 4May 1, 2024 12:08 PM

That hole has pushed out a lot of ass babies.

by Anonymousreply 5May 1, 2024 12:30 PM

😁😂😂

by Anonymousreply 6May 1, 2024 1:18 PM

He believes in the Lord

by Anonymousreply 7May 1, 2024 1:21 PM

A bagel?

by Anonymousreply 8May 1, 2024 1:30 PM

The Lord giveth, and I taketh (up the bum)

by Anonymousreply 9May 1, 2024 1:55 PM

ShE’s NoT a ChRiStIaN!

by Anonymousreply 10May 1, 2024 2:36 PM

"Yes, I have been told I look like a young Mac Davis. Who is Mac Davis though?"

by Anonymousreply 11May 1, 2024 2:44 PM

Isaiah 40:31:

[quote]But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

...and they shall be reamed like the deepest well, and rejoice in the fullness of their insides; though the pounding on their haunches may be thunderous, they shall not fear, but rejoice and shout hosannas to the Lord.

by Anonymousreply 12May 1, 2024 2:57 PM

Praise the Lord and keep fucking me!

by Anonymousreply 13May 1, 2024 3:06 PM
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by Anonymousreply 14May 1, 2024 3:39 PM

Dear Lord!

by Anonymousreply 15May 1, 2024 3:56 PM

God bless the sluts for they generously give their holes up to every man

by Anonymousreply 16May 2, 2024 12:53 PM

So let it be written - so let it be fucked.

by Anonymousreply 17May 2, 2024 3:30 PM

10 A little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to rest, 11 and anal sluts will come upon you like a robber and want like an armed man!

by Anonymousreply 18May 2, 2024 4:04 PM

I've heard of "tramping for the Lord" but this is ridiculous. 😵

by Anonymousreply 19May 2, 2024 7:04 PM

r18, are you new here?

by Anonymousreply 20May 2, 2024 7:37 PM

Stryker: Mutilated Torpedo Targets Ground Zero

by Anonymousreply 21May 2, 2024 8:18 PM

I'll takes "Things You Can't Unsee" for $200 Alex.

by Anonymousreply 22May 2, 2024 8:32 PM

Clearly his hole has been seen

by Anonymousreply 23May 3, 2024 2:36 AM

It looks as though a lot as been coming his way of late..

by Anonymousreply 24May 3, 2024 2:56 AM

A happy looking fuck bun.

by Anonymousreply 25May 3, 2024 3:25 AM

The top's hand is hot as fuck to me.

I love strong looking hands on a man.

by Anonymousreply 26May 3, 2024 3:29 AM

Mighty Hermafroditey

by Anonymousreply 27May 3, 2024 3:47 AM

I’m 25 but everyone says my hole looks 55.

by Anonymousreply 28May 4, 2024 1:50 PM

he clearly has time on his hands

by Anonymousreply 29May 4, 2024 10:19 PM

Can he make music with that thing,?

by Anonymousreply 30May 4, 2024 11:19 PM

[quote]Can he make music with that thing,?

it's his ho-boe

by Anonymousreply 31May 5, 2024 12:11 AM

Obviously not his first anal rodeo.

by Anonymousreply 32May 5, 2024 1:32 AM

But he’s got the right bible verse down

by Anonymousreply 33May 5, 2024 12:24 PM

"It used to be Exodus 40:31; but Marketing suggested the change."

by Anonymousreply 34May 5, 2024 12:41 PM
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