If Trump is going to do standup tours then why not POTUS?
"When Trump goes into McDonald's you can watch the sign numbers change"
Don Trump got stuck in the McDonalds arches so they had to grease his thighs. Then they put a big mac near his face to coax him through.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 1, 2024 9:23 PM |
As a peace offering, I'm going to buy the former guy a lifetime supply of Depends. As soon as I find out which jail cell they're going to put him in, I'll set up the subscription service and have them delivered right to him. It's not so much a personal gift but just the continuation of a longstanding tradition of Democratic presidents cleaning up the messes of their Republican predecessors.
That's 5 XL, right Donald? I want them to fit, buddy.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 1, 2024 10:59 PM |
Better to sell your material to the late night comics directly.
But don't listen to me; go ahead and post your creative insights so that others can claim them and get compensated.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 1, 2024 11:47 PM |
“Well, you’ve seen my son. And yeah it runs in the family. Guess that means I have “good genes”. Remember when this guy said that? Haha that’s not what Stormy said. Hope you like mushrooms.”
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 1, 2024 11:53 PM |
Donald has bred more Bunnies* than Mike Pence.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 2, 2024 12:11 PM |