Blind Item!- a company Meghan approached as part of her new business venture plans to spill beans

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Chiquita Bananas

QVC.

[quote]One of the companies the alliterate one approached

alliterate or illiterate?

“We contracted with the new lifestyle brand Calipanema Appletrees Champs Amerique on an affordable $220 virgin burlap yoga mat, producing several hundred at our own expense.

Upon opening one of the boxes of the first delivery we brought, a member of the CACA team grabbed a mat, quickly ran to a doorway, curtseyed, then disappeared inside. A vigorous cry went up about it bring made in the “Frickin’ British Commonwealth of Australia???!!!!”

We were immediately escorted out by several rough ex LAPD cops dressed as ersatz footmen speckled with Doritos ™️. .

Days later we received a CACA-branded scroll sealed with chartreuse beeswax. Inside a message simply read: “Cease and Desist!”

We never saw our money or wares returned.

Some say if you zoom in on Oprah’s tour of the new royal polo stables, you can see a fine grade burlap beneath the heaps of soft dung. Others say Harry uses them to lay with commoners in the falconry. An innocent Lady Chatterley longing for simpler days. .

Anal bleaching kits

Douche bags

Jam

Meghan was in consideration to play the California Raisin but couldn’t remember her lines for the new ad campaign.

Attention, Attention, Klan Grannies!!!