Protestors demanding vegan and gluten free food

I "demand" that they STFU and go home - or to jail.

“ Fox News obtained…”

I stopped reading there

Here’s the group, r2. They posted it publicly. It’s a communist organization.

EpiPens? Do they plan to sell them for a fundraiser?

I cannot believe in the year 2024 we still have people who think Communism is an effective political system. And that they unironically call each other comrade.

[quote]EpiPens? Do they plan to sell them for a fundraiser?

They all have debilitating food allergies, which is why they expressly forbid things like nuts and bananas at the encampment. There was an incident a couple of days ago where pro-Israel protesters brought bananas to their protest to troll and the encampment people got so freaked out they called campus police.

Modern revolutionaries really are pathetic. Can you imagine the women's March on Versailles asking the king for gluten free bread, or the Russian revolutionaries holding up the storming of the winter palace because of a lack of antihistamines?

These are not serious people.

I want to show up and toss peanuts into their stupid camp.

The Tale of the Tampon

But the tampon takes the cake. (Major props to Steve McGuire for compiling the best episode of the internet since. . . yesterday.)

Here’s what went down: during one of those 21.5 hours of the protest, probably at an ungodly one, a few of the student demonstrators decided to call 911. That’s because their friend, who was part of the sit-in, had to change her tampon.

Specifically, she was “being denied the right to change her tampon that has been in for multiple hours, which leads to an increased risk of toxic shock syndrome.”

The frankly Zen-like 911 operator, who deserves a raise, was understandably confused. “Ma’am, do you have an emergency?”

Um, yes?! The student on the phone requests urgent medical assistance.

“You’re telling me your friend in Kirkland needs an ambulance. Is that what you’re telling me?”

Then in another video, one of the protesters—in a keffiyeh and a mask—approaches the police and an administrator, who was indeed in a sweater vest, demanding to know WHAT. WILL. HAPPEN. to her friend, should she leave the sit-in to change the tampon in question. The adults calmly explain that she won’t be arrested if she leaves the building. But can they confirm that she will never be arrested, ever?!

“She does not feel safe,” someone says off-screen, punctuating it with claps.

I'm dying, r9! That is fucking comedy gold!

Who raised these idiots?

Also OP:

*Biden calls Japan xenophobic along with China and Russia*

[quote]Biden needs to go. He’s dangerous. This is not just a gaffe, he’s about to start an international incident. He’s so fucking demented.Biden needs to go. He’s dangerous. This is not just a gaffe, he’s about to start an international incident. He’s so fucking demented.

And today, I demanded two, six-foot guys, that I have chemistry with, to be my: part-bartender, part-erotic dancer, part-bodyguard for me....oh, wait just like the protestors, I can have a fantasy, too.

Let them eat gluten free cake!

A revolution is not a dinner party.

No bagels!

EpiPens:

[QUOTE]In addition to the shortage, the cost of EpiPens has skyrocketed in recent years, with a twin pack costing anywhere from $500-700 on average, and a single injector costing anywhere from $300-400. This has placed a significant financial burden on families who need to keep multiple EpiPens on hand for emergencies.Aug 4, 2023

There's a concentration of shellfish crises on campus?

Fuck, no. These creeps are going to sell on the black market, if and when provided freely.

[QUOTE]In addition to the shortage, the cost of EpiPens has skyrocketed in recent years, with a twin pack costing anywhere from $500-700 on average, and a single injector costing anywhere from $300-400. This has placed a significant financial burden on families who need to keep multiple EpiPens on hand for emergencies.Aug 4, 2023

I love I upper middle class idiots.

R4 here from the working class who could see these upper middle class children following their parents for as much PROFIT. PROFIT. PROFIT as possible upon lower class workers.