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Big Nude Boat

A clothing optional cruise. Who from DataLounge will be going?

Wasn’t this an episode of Golden Girls?

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by Anonymousreply 24May 2, 2024 10:31 PM

Cabin booked! ✅

Can’t wait to hit the buffet!

by Anonymousreply 1May 2, 2024 7:30 PM

Exciting and new!

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by Anonymousreply 2May 2, 2024 7:41 PM

It smells down here

by Anonymousreply 3May 2, 2024 7:43 PM

You're not wrong, R3.

by Anonymousreply 4May 2, 2024 7:47 PM

R2- He always reminded me of one of the

Village People.

by Anonymousreply 5May 2, 2024 7:58 PM

Rancid vadge, swamp ass and armput b.o.

by Anonymousreply 6May 2, 2024 8:02 PM

A ship full of skidmarks 😬

by Anonymousreply 7May 2, 2024 8:04 PM

THUD.

Cruising, as unimaginable as it is, has hit a new low.

by Anonymousreply 8May 2, 2024 8:04 PM

Right next to all the food on the buffet table...

by Anonymousreply 9May 2, 2024 8:04 PM

Sounds great. As a nudist, cruises don't appeal to me, but this one does.

by Anonymousreply 10May 2, 2024 8:13 PM

But I have *nothing* to wear!

by Anonymousreply 11May 2, 2024 8:15 PM

Filing this under “Let’s Not and Say We Did”. I can control my own nudity, but I can’t control the nudity of others and that’s the concern.

by Anonymousreply 12May 2, 2024 8:17 PM

You do realize that it will be "all the wrong people' walking around stark-naked.

by Anonymousreply 13May 2, 2024 8:20 PM

Isn't the arrangement between Norwegian and passenger inheritors that someone must not survive in such an environment that's so given to critter crawling, including parasites and various pathogens? I mean, will all survive?

by Anonymousreply 14May 2, 2024 8:22 PM

Big Fat Ugly Hairy Smelly Boat

by Anonymousreply 15May 2, 2024 8:23 PM

...when the *right* people stay at home.

by Anonymousreply 16May 2, 2024 8:24 PM

How often do they wipe down the seats?

by Anonymousreply 17May 2, 2024 8:30 PM

Will there be a big penis contest in the lounge?

by Anonymousreply 18May 2, 2024 8:30 PM

I'd go if the crew were nude, too.

by Anonymousreply 19May 2, 2024 8:30 PM

[quote]Exciting and new!

Exciting and NUDE!

by Anonymousreply 20May 2, 2024 8:31 PM

Reminds me of this classic quip from Paul Lynde

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by Anonymousreply 21May 2, 2024 8:42 PM

I'm truly grossed out by the idea of possibly airily floating pubes around food service and buffet areas with uncovered dishes. Did Norwegian contemplate the possibilities?

by Anonymousreply 22May 2, 2024 9:11 PM

Are they nude waving from the deck amid all the streamers?

by Anonymousreply 23May 2, 2024 10:00 PM

On second thought if I bring a stack of blankets and duct tape, I can control the nudity of others.

by Anonymousreply 24May 2, 2024 10:31 PM
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