I'm posting this now, in order to show I'm sober enough to type correctly....I was in a cruise club tonight, it was naked or underwear;and I wore my underwear. I'm fit, but quite shy, so I needed a few drinks in order to have some confidence; 2 spirits came with the entrance fee. Now, understand I'm writing this when I got back to my hotel, so if I seem drunk, then maybe they are right and it's my fault. . But, first, I was stopped from buying alcohol cos they said i was too drunk...(ive never done drugs in my life so maybe they shouldve been watching out for that; so I bought water...2 waters.. About 20 minutes later, after chatting to a sweet twink I did not fancy, but he fancied me....I went back into the cruising area....then I was asked to leave the CRUISE club.... cos I assaulted 2 guys. Now, I didn't so much as get a kiss in this club...I did grab a guys dick, he was naked, in front of me, and it took me ages to get the courage to grab his cock...lots of guys grabbed it b4 me; he pushed me away as I wasnt his type obviously. And then a twink, that I wasn't into, started chatting to me; and we had a kiss. I went back into the cruising area and sat on the stool that I'd sat on b4, like a shy schoolboy; then I was told to leave, that 2 guys had reported me; now the reason im posting this is A. to show im not too drunk and B. to ask, what on earth is going on when guys report u in a cruise club? I was then THROWN out of the club; and I mean THROWN; and I had to use all my strength to remain upright and not fall on the ground. It was a Cruise bar...Im never assertive enough in these types of bars or saunas.. I'm too shy....So I'm stunned as to what this bar called Drunk; plus what on earth would u have to do in a Cruise bar, for 2 guys to report u and get u thrown out? I'm typing this now as I hope it shows that im sober enough to type. Is this where we are in 2024...Im a relic of the past, where cruise clubs are concerned?
Am I Crazy
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 3, 2024 7:42 AM |
Do you get to choose the two spirits that come with entry? I'll take Nureyev and Judy.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 3, 2024 3:30 AM |
Yes, we all need a drunk here defending herself after being tossed out of a cruise bar BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 3, 2024 3:32 AM |
lol well, come on, what wud u have to do in a cruise bar to be asked to leave? I imagine it wud be pretty wild.. no?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 3, 2024 3:35 AM |
"Am I Crazy"/
Why, yes, yes you are.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 3, 2024 3:38 AM |
The author recounts a night at a cruise club where the dress code was naked or underwear, and despite being shy and only mildly inebriated from the two complimentary spirits provided, faced a challenging experience. Initially stopped from buying more alcohol for appearing too drunk, the individual opted for water instead. After an uninteresting encounter and a rejected physical advance on one attendee, the author was asked to leave the club due to allegations of assault from two men, despite not perceiving his actions as such. The post is made to affirm the author's sobriety and to express confusion and frustration over being reported and forcefully ejected from the club. The experience leaves the author questioning the social dynamics and his place in the cruise club scene.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 3, 2024 3:40 AM |
I think there's a lot more to the rejected physical advance than OP is willing to share here.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 3, 2024 3:43 AM |
I don't know OP. Let's go to the tape.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 3, 2024 3:43 AM |
OP, I hope you read this in the morning and realize that, yes, you are crazy and drunk. Bless.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 3, 2024 3:46 AM |
Never a better time for:
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 3, 2024 3:52 AM |
OP = 🌊🐄
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 3, 2024 4:02 AM |
Its quite possible OP's drink was spiked. OP do you know if the club has CCTV? If so ask to see footage from the night
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 3, 2024 4:08 AM |
lol OP here, seriously though, I could also report guys who 'hit' on me a few times, but it's a bloomin CRUISE CLUB...I know DL guys like to have a go at people, buy seriously..I tried it on with one guy...I approached him twice...but there was no groping, no cornering him...everyone was just standing around doing nothing...Come on, u have to admit this is bizarre...What would u think you'd have to do to be asked to leave a bar. Put ur hands down a guys pants? But it's a naked or underwear night...Honestly, u spent most of the time being friendly and nice to twinks who fancied me, and I wasn't into them. . but I'm always friendly. It's just odd..come on, admit it...
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 3, 2024 4:17 AM |
You came off like a creep. Face it like a man and take the L.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 3, 2024 4:21 AM |
Lol R13 thar could be true...but there were a few other creeps there too...Honestly, I think a young guy I hit on twice reported me..he rejected me and I tried again..but just going in for the kiss.....but then other guys tried it on with me and I was my usual charming self...come on..what wud a guy have to do in a cruise club for u to report him. BTW R4, u should be a writer, that post is Fabulous...lol x
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 3, 2024 4:29 AM |
Post-Brexit dystopia is one helluva ride. Isn't it, OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 3, 2024 4:33 AM |
[quote]cos
You used this more than once.
Die.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 3, 2024 4:37 AM |
[quote]u
That’s not a word either, you fucking moron.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 3, 2024 4:40 AM |
Just a steel town girl on a Saturday night
Looking for the fight of her life
In the real time world no one sees her at all
They all say she's crazy
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 3, 2024 4:40 AM |
OP is another wannabe fiction writer. Sad. Get another hobby because you're not good at this one.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 3, 2024 7:42 AM |