Andrew Giuliani says Anderson Cooper didn't flush his sh!t in the courthouse bathroom !

He’s my son! He’s my cousin! He’s my son and my cousin!

Did Andrew take a good look at Cooper's dick ? Can he give us a description of it - length, girth, and public bush ? I don't care about his dukies floating around in the toilet. Did he leave any pubic hairs behind on the seat ?

Is there only one commode? Does Trump go back to Trump Tower to take a shit?

He wasn’t looking in the toilet he was looking in the mirror.

Not the own you think it is, Andrew.

How vulgar!

Anderson is a Republican.

Not our battle.

Imagine peaking in life here.

It's now obvious Trump has been behind the scenes begging his supporters to sit behind him and catcall and clap. But his devoted son Eric and Ghouliani, Jr. are the only ones to have taken the bait (methinks Turd will not forget this in his last will & testament).

Perhaps Ghoulardo, Jr. knows his own inheritance from daddy is gone- so he's hoping for a job in the new Trump administration?

Andrew looks a lot like Eric and the rest of the Trumps, which begs the question - who's his daddy ?

Most public toilets are auto-flush, so I'm not buying this.

He would say that. He's Rudy's son, so no way to know if it's true...but it says a lot about him that he is obsessing about shit.

Looks constipated.

Coopy was just saving water.

I'm having a hard time believing that Anderson Cooper took a dump in a public loo, much less in the decidedly non-luxe Lower Manhattan court house. In fact, I find it hard to believe that AC takes dumps at all. Bowel movements and all fecal matters are inconsistent with his public image of an uptight, perfectionist, know-it-all albino of privilege. I bet he never even went near his sons' dirty diapers, leaving that task for the nannies to tend.

0 / 10, Andrew G.

Has Trump ever used a public toilet?

It was a urinal, OP

You have urinals in Russia, right?

This information is coming from a totally reliable narrator.

He doesn't say Anderson took a shit. Sounds like urine. I'm sure he would have said if it was feces.

R11 has never been in 100 Centre Street, have you?

[quote]Can he give us a description of it - length, girth, and public bush

It’s a five-eighths private bush.

Scat fetish.

He just took a quick pee and was saving water.

Finally a job for little Andrew, Poop Inspector

Andrew's always been such a reserved and classy individual.

^ You just know as a kid he threatened all the other kids with, "If you're not nice to me my dad will put you in jail"

No, R26.

It's more like, "Do you know who I am??!!!"

So widdle Andrew had no choice but to “take care of it” himself. 😋💩

It doesn't say anything about shit, OP. As stated upthread, Anderson isn't likely to take a dump in a public restroom.

R21 waterfront property or obstructed view?

If it's yellow let it mellow. If it's brown flush it down.

If it's pee...let it be.

Please tell me Andrew hasn’t reproduced.

I’d google it, but I just had lunch.

He sho is fug. A male MTG. Simian.

If he didn't complain about the smell it was probably a bit of piss... that some people would have been happy to drink.

Anderson Pooper

Republicans are getting more and more disgusting.

Vanderbilts have people to flush for them.

The fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree. Are we shocked that Rudy’s son is a piece of garbage?

^ That's a pretty low bar

Yellow is mellow, brown goes down.

R29 It said 'bodily waste' which is most commonly a polite way to say 'shit'.

[quote]It said 'bodily waste' which is most commonly a polite way to say 'shit'.

But Giuliani didn't use the term, r42.

@r15, "I'm having a hard time believing that Anderson Cooper took a dump in a public loo"

Yeah, Anderson is way to classy for that... Except when he's coked out and we run a train on him out on Fire Island

R34, “a male MTG” is redundant.

I don't believe any of this nonsense, what a shitty thing to say.

R33, he has reproduced. He has a daughter.

For R25:

Anderson Cooper could take a shit in the sink and he'd still be more likable than this guy.

This is all part of the new Republican motto of “real men wear diapers” PR rollout.

Andrew was seeing his reflection in a clean toilet bowl.

These MAGA apologists and relatives are ghouls. You cannot make this guy up.

Is this Donna Hanover’s son? Imagine how she feels about her X and their kid.

Andy: “I should not have to share my personal medical information, but my mom was a Vanderbilt and I happen to suffer an old Vanderbilt malady - poop shyness. When I noticed Mr. Giuliani leering at me through the partition gap, my sphincter locked and I had to find a private toilet immediately. I did, however, wash my hands before exiting.”

I don't believe Anderson would use a filthy courthouse toilet.

Andrew didn’t flush it. He ate it.

Anderson should just reply, "that's what people like you are for, doll".

Anderson thought he'd just had a miscarriage..

Andrew, I love these kinds of stories. Call me!

Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen time their shits together just like their periods.

For those who 'can't believe Anderson Cooper would use a public toilet to take a shit' - remember, he probably papered the seat with toilet paper. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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R61 Toilets are in stalls, not urinals. It says Andrew went into the stall that Anderson left.

I would have taken a picture.

[quote] I just went to use the men’s room in the courthouse and Anderson Cooper was in front of me

“In front of me” = a urinal. You don’t say someone who went into a stall and closed the door is “in front of you.”

One person asked, "Why are you staring at another man at a urinal?" while another said, "Rudy's boy-wonder went to the Trump trial to give us all a play-by-play of the action around the urinals???”

R64 :

"Standing behind Cooper in line at the courthouse men’s room, Giuliani presumably entered the stall following the CNN anchor.

Then he… flushed the toilet for him???"

Key words: stall and toilet.

"In front of me" = Cooper entered the rest room with Giuliani trailing behind him. Cooper was 'in front of him' and therefore used the stall first.

[quote] Giuliani presumably entered the stall following the CNN anchor.

“PRESUMABLY”. ..meaning “we don’t know, but we’re going to guess anyway.”

I bet Andrew lurks on DL as a scat troll.

R25, that little shit imitating his father reminded me of this…

“Right in front of my salad!”