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I need my beauty sleep. I was a FAT WHORE yesterday and stuffed my face with tasty bakery cake, strawberry ice cream, Whole Foods brand cheese doodles some Sees jelly beans and a Trader Joe's Frozen Spicy Meat Pizza.
Oh and some Raspberry Jello with Kirkland Whipped Cream - made with HEAVY whipping cream.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 4, 2024 10:11 PM |
Do you come with a lot of baggage, dear?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 4, 2024 8:43 PM |
R1- Yes indeed.
I shall apply my nasal strip to keep my nasal passages clear and put on my white noise ( clock radio dial turned all the way to the end).
First I must do my ablutions to clean my pores.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 4, 2024 8:52 PM |
You “were” a fat whore?
Sis, you ARE a fat whore.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 4, 2024 9:18 PM |
Thank heaven it's not one of those ugly mask and hoses arrangements, for people with Sleep Apnea. You don't want a mucus-crusted apparatus like that.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 4, 2024 10:11 PM |
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